December 2009
75 posts
Dear Mummy
This is an open letter to you to apologize for my recent behavior. I know you taught me better and I know I should have listened to you. Even after you gave me so much of the real thing I obviously couldn’t resist the dark side. I had to try it, they told me it was just as good and if not better. They told me it was a little bit easier and that now and again a shortcut is what we need.
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Reason # 5 ish to visit me →
“Its like an adults Chuckee Cheese”
– co-worker hearing we were having our department “holiday” party at Gameworks
“I wanted to take you somewhere nice for dinner”
– Corm- as my flight was delayed canceled
After being caught on the internet at work
Me: Sorry I need a good cookie recipe
Boss: Why?
Me: I joined the cookie exchange
Boss: What?
Me: I have to bake 60 cookies for Monday morning
Boss: Why?
Me: Am trying to make friends with people at work
